Disclaimer:
Unlike most unix lovers, I do not hate microsoft or condemn Mr Gates. Come on guys. Lets give him the credit he deserves. He is the one who brought computer to every home. Thanks to him, my grandpa can play movies on computer. That said, however i cannot help but "Laugh Out Loud" at the following anti-windows quotes. Have FUN....
* The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck, is probably the day Microsoft starts making vacuum cleaners. ~ Ernst Jan Plugge
* Microsoft's biggest and most dangerous contribution to the software industry may be the degree to which it has lowered user expectations. ~ Esther Schindler
* Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product. ~ Ferenc Mantfeld
* When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*' ~ Linus Torvalds
* ...I'm not one of those who think Bill Gates is the devil. I simply suspect that if Microsoft ever met up with the devil, it wouldn't need an interpreter. ~ Nicholas Petreley
* Computers are like air-conditioners, they stop working properly when you open Windows. ~ Anon.
* Windows 9x is: A 32-bit extension of a 16-bit graphical shell of an 8-bit operating system coded for a 4-bit processor by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition. ~ Anon.
* How dare the government intervene to stifle innovation in the computer industry! That's Microsoft's job, dammit. ~ Anon.
*People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
* The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.
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